There is officially less than 48 hours til Nick 'Honey Badger' Cummins starts his quest to find love on this year's season of the Bachelor. And if the promos dropped so far are anything to go by, it is going to be a ripper!
The Honey Badger riding a unicorn, having an American Beauty moment covered in rose petals, fishing in a bathtub with his duckie... Then it struck us, these props are looking mighty familiar!
If you didn't make it to the mansion, and the Honey Badger hasn't been crooning confusing catchphrases into your ear over the past three months, your night's not over yet!
We're rounded up 10 of the best Bachelor-inspired sex toys that'll have you feelin' sooo good - not even a cheeseboard and rose dipped in sugar will compare.
The Badge may have made his (promotional) entrance on a unicorn, but does its magic compare to the Tokidoki Unicorn Massage Wand? Our guess is no. The Tokidok features a series of multi-speed, ultra-strong vibrating patterns. Ever so versatile, you can remove the textured silicone head and use the wand as a massager for extra pleasure.
For the lads, the Horn-e masturbator will deliver the goods in spades. The portable masturbator features a super soft tunnel that is ribbed for additional stimulation, plus the curved shape of the tunnel gives the masturbator an extra realistic feeling.
Whether you're looking to indulge in some kinky cosplay with a partner, or explore a different side of anal play, UnicornTails will add a bit of flavour to the bedroom. Its tapered butt plug is made from silky-smooth, body-safe silicone and features a long pony tail.
When using silicone toys, we recommend a water-based lube like the Unicorn Spit Lube. Its donut flavour makes it a super sweet addition to foreplay. Bonus, it's even sugar-free.
Feeling tense after the rose ceremony? Jump in the tub and let your stresses melt away with the I Rub My Duckie vibrator. This little guy looks sweet and innocent, but its three-speed massage settings deliver a range of powerful vibrations that are anything but.
Ignite your wild side with the Bondage Duckie vibrator. Donning a laced corset, spiked collar, and a genuine Swarovski crystal in her sparkling beak, Bondage Fashionista Duckie's supercharged vibrations travel along her back to deliver hours of pleasure.
Every fisherman has their bait of choice. We can't go past the I Rub My Wormie G-Spot vibe. The compact, three-speed, button-controlled vibrator has been specially designed so that each bend and kink delivers intense pleasure and g-spot stimulation.
Ready to seal the deal? Add a splash of Dona's aphrodisiac and pheromone-infused tropical bubble bath to the tub. You'll not only be irresistibly enticing, but your skin will be beautifully soft and scented, too.
The W1 Rose Chrome Bullet is one rose you should be accepting. Waterproof and whisper quiet, the Chrome Bullet features a rounded design that delivers intense clitoral stimulation. Despite being a bullet, the W1 features the all the power and versatility of a vibrator; making it a hearty addition to the top drawer!
If you're looking for a toy that lends itself to temperature play, you can't go past the Icicles No. 76 rose-style butt plug. Made from high-quality, hypoallergenic glass, this elegantly designed butt plug is great for beginners. It is lightly weighted and can be used with all lubricants. Heat it up in the microwave for a warmer sensation or chill it in the freezer to add a cool twist to play.
Finally, what would a season of the Bachelor be without an incredible amount of rose petals and candles? It's time to channel your inner Osher, up the romance, and transform your home or outdoor area with Bijoux Indiscet's scented rose petals. Each Rose Petal Explosion packet contains 100 rose petals.
If you're after some last-minute date night inspiration: add a twist to your night in with the Rose Petal Seduction Game. The game includes 24 cards that offer romantic suggestions to surprise and seduce your lover, plus a blindfold, candles, and rose petals to set the mood.
Could not care less about the Bachelor and just looking for something fun? Give Nick the flick and indulge in some of our all-time best-selling sex toys:
P.S - This isn't last year's Bachelor, but at a quick glance we almost thought he looked a bit like Matty!
What do you reckon?
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