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How to have quiet sex

How to have quiet sex

We all dream of having loud, wild sex with no care in the world, and no chance of flatmates or kids hearing from the next room over. But unfortunately, for most of us, reality means we often have to try keep noise to a minimum.

Whether you've got your in-laws visiting or you don't want to deal with the awkward silence when you walk out the bedroom to see your flatmates smirking, let's chat about how to have quiet sex!

But before we begin - you shouldn't ever feel embarrassed if someone overhears you enjoying yourself. Hey, it's natural! However, it's important to understand boundaries and try your best to keep things on the down low out of respect for anyone else in the house.

Set the mood

We've all done it before: strategically putting on a loud movie or music to drown out the sound of having sex or using your favourite sex toy. Honestly, this is one the best and easiest ways to help cover up those inevitable moans of pleasure.

Try putting on a sexy movie or a Spotify playlist of your favourite sexy songs and you'll be good to go in no time! Just make sure you've got all the songs queued up and ready to go, so you don't have to be fumbling around trying to skip past the totally un-sexy top hits from 2015.

In the shower

Sex in the shower can actually be really enjoyable when done right! Make sure you keep everything safe and use plenty of silicone lubricant, as this won't wash off as easily as other lubes!

Many toys, like the famous Satisfyer Pro 2 are waterproof! This means they can be used in the shower for ultimate discreet play time.

Pillows

Pillows, and thick blankets, can be great to help mask the noise - particularly of a noisy vibrator. They are also great for covering your mouth and screaming into when the pleasure becomes a bit too much!

Sex furniture

If you're having trouble with a squeaky bed during sex, try laying a few pillows and blankets down on the floor and moving your fun down there. This means you don't have to worry about a creaky bed base or headboard banging!

Sex furniture is also another great option if you want a little more comfort! The Liberator Ramp is small and discreet, made from amazing high-density foam with a soft microfiber cover that feels lush against the skin.

Change up your routine!

Maybe you usually have sex at night, when everyone's home watching TV in the lounge. What about switching up your routine a little? Set your alarm half an hour earlier than usual and enjoy some fun before everyone else wakes up! This will allow you to worry less about people overhearing (just make sure you're not so loud you wake them up!) and will start your day off on the right foot. Studies have shown that having an orgasm in the morning is guaranteed to help improve your mood throughout the day!

Oral sex!

Oral sex can be a lot more discreet than penetrative sex, so is a great option for keeping the noise down low and ensuring your flatmates are none the wiser.

Use quiet toys

If you're enjoying some solo lovin', choose toys that are known to have quiet vibrations so there's less of a chance someone will hear a buzzing sound coming from your bedroom.

The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is one of the quieter in the Satisfyer range, and when pressed against the clitoris you can barely hear its vibrations!

Another quiet, but super powerful, toy is the Lelo Soraya, with 12 incredible vibration programs and a stunning design that is sure to please!

Glass toys don't vibrate, however their smooth and hard texture can be incredibly pleasurable - and obviously very quiet! You can heat up or cool down glass toys, which makes them a perfect pick for something versatile, with minimal noise.

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